英語笑話帶翻譯
笑話作為民間口頭創(chuàng)作,深受廣大人民喜愛,笑話從一定程度上反映了社會現(xiàn)實(shí)、民族心態(tài)及價(jià)值觀。小編精心收集了英語笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
英語笑話帶翻譯篇1
Very stupid robbersTwo robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說：“我聽到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧!”
The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"
第二個(gè)說：“但是我們現(xiàn)在在第13層啊!”第一個(gè)尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時(shí)候了，還這么迷信!”
英語笑話帶翻譯篇2
Good Points and Bad Points
優(yōu)缺點(diǎn)
"This house," said the real-estate salesman, "has both its good points and bad points. To showyou I'm honest, I'm goint to tell you about the disadvantage - there is a chemical plant oneblock south and a slaughterhouse one block north."
“這幢房子，”房地產(chǎn)推銷商說，“既有優(yōu)點(diǎn)也有缺點(diǎn)。為了說明我是誠實(shí)的，我將告訴你們它的缺點(diǎn)：往南面一個(gè)街區(qū)是一家化工廠，往北面一個(gè)街區(qū)是一家屠宰場。”
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
“那么它的長處呢?”預(yù)備購買房子的人問道。
"The good thing about it," said the agent, "is that you can always tell which way the wind isblowing."
“它的好處，”代理商說道，“就是，你總能分清風(fēng)是從哪邊吹過來的。”
英語笑話帶翻譯篇3
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
“親愛的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f：“我邀請了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty,and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!
“什么?你瘋了嗎?我們的房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒有買過東西回來了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
I know all that.
“這些我全都知道。”
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
“那你為什么還要邀請朋友回來吃晚飯?”
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
“因?yàn)槟莻€(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”
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